Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Where's my baby??

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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