- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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