- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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