What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Womens Rights.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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This is a joke

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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