What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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whats black? a black man

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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