- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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