- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What just hit my face? The floor

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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