- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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