Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Hello Braydon

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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