How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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man boobs

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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