- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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