WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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WNBA

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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