What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Please Rape William Wright

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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