Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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