You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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pineapples

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knock knock who's there no one

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Potassium? K.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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dead battery come on down

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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