Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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