- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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