When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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