If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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dead battery come on down

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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GONNA

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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