Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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