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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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