How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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GONNA

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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