Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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