pineapples

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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brandon ya twwat

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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