- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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