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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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