- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Mike tyson

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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