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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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