Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Your social life.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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