What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Butt Sex.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Proof reading

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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