What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Your existance.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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