knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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