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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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black guy graduating high school

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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