Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Cows go moo.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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