- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

oooh look a banshee

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

God is real

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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