Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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