- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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