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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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