How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Jews

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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