Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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i like pie.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Your Mom.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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