Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Loner.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Muslim athletes.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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