Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Which is longer? A rope...

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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