A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

this is not a joke

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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