what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

A women president

i'm funny

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Your social life

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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