1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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