Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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feces

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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