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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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