Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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