- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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