- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

whats a willy? -brock

Jersey Shore

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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