- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Seth stock has a large penis

A homosexual walks into a church

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I ponder

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Punch line.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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