- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Justin Bieber got laid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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