So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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ginger

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Dogs

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Anti Joke

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