What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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i like pie.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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