why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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