If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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you will now laugh.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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