- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What causes floods? Too much water.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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