Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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i cant think of one.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Badgers are cool

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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