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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

your mom died.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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