- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

a person smokes weed... and gets high

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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