What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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