This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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