- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Straight men can be bronies.

Woman Rights

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Women's rights

So a seal walks into a club..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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