give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

GINGER PEOPLE

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

whoa there

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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