what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Two english guys meet at work

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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