Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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