Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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