Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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