What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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