Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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I ponder

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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