A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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