Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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