i don't get it...none of these are funny.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Yes!

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Mike tyson

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A midget walks under a bar

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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