A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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