what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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