How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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