What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Anti Joke

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