Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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69 :)

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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