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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why did the man die? He got shot!

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

your mother hates you

You're*

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

1 + 1 = 3

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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