- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Colby is gay.... thats it

lol this is the best joke ever!

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I hate black people. Because their black.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Tim and Eric

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