Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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WNBA

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Barack Obama

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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