Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Your mom.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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