How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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