womens rights to vote

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Welcome to die!

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Your all fags

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hi corey

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Women's rights.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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I like pom

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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