whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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women's rights

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Anti Joke

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