- Anti Joke

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!