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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

your mother hates you

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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