Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Nippies

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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