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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Strawberries!

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

i lost the game

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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