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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

knock knock. come in.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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