- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

#scabbers

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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