there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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