Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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