- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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