- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Bloody kids ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

It's only racist if you consider them people.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

I have Alzheimer. What?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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