- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

women's rights.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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