What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Badgers are cool

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

your father died

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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