- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

I just can't stand sitting down!

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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