Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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