whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Pickles

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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